The Penarverse v2.0

This book is rated 18+ for graphic content, slurs and bad words, and abuse. Reader discretion is advised.

Hey there jorkers, it's the narrator. Larry
made me do this. I cans tell you one
things though, grab a snack because this
is some good stuff.
Enjoy.

Prologue 

First, you need to learn a few terms.
Jork, Jorker, and Jorking.
A jork is hitting someone with your penar.
If I am jorking, I am attacking something, or training my jork power.
A Jorker is a creature that uses jork power to jork.

Next.
Goon, Gooner, and Gooning.
If  I was to goon, I am looking up something on a computer and taking info
to make something from pure matter.
If I am gooning I am collecting info on the internet to make an object.
A gooner is a creature that uses that technique.

Also, this is a world full of cats.
The world depends on penars (or should I say penis's) as main power.
If that power is lost, humanity (or catity) collapses.
The cat with most Jork Power (or Jork Rod) is the most feared.
Breasts are on men also, and the bigger breast, the more handsome or pretty you are.
Nuts (balls) are what grows your penar back.

Lets gos now.

Chapter 1:

 Long before the most powerful
jorkers like Larry and the Creature
roams the Penarverse, there was this guy
named Ronald. You see Ronald remind me of
current day James. That is they are both incoherence to
intelligence. Ronald one days was roaming
the space of the Penarverse, when he
forms thought "What ifs I jork my penar"
he askes himself. Then the next
second... Shit! Ronald's jork brokes the
Penarsverse. Ronald's jork was also the first
jork ever. This was when the creature was
born. Ronald explodes from sheer energy of
Creature's penar, but creature is just a
littles babby at this
point. Creature babby lands on Earth and
creature is taken in by Penarsaurus Rex,
learning some of the most powerful
jorking the Penarverse has ever
seen. Well, that was until Larry cames
along. Let's just say Larry penar eviler
than evil Creature penar.

Chapter 2

 Okay, okay. Well, before Larry comes
along and destroys whole story I narrate,
I think we have to goes to Earth's first penar
legend. Before creature had most
evilest creature penar power, Creature
was is not quite like the guy we alls
know todays. You see, creature is old man and he
tooks many years to become wise and
controls his own penis. Back in
prehistorics age, when creature was young
boy, he learns his jorking powers from
the great Penarsaurus
Rex. Well, jorking was so efficient back
then that creature unerringly learned jork
power in 12
microseconds. Creature unknowingly knews he had
talents for evil power. After some time
creature manifests evil plan for ruling
world. Creature uses penar to jork a
massive meteor toward globe, and ensues
mass extinction to all jorkers on
Earth. Let's just say, Creature Evil Penar
was born this
day. Unfortunate to Creature, Larry born
three year later, and it wouldn't be long
until Creature evil is
challenges Larry. Creature jork meteor ensues
mass extinction to all jorkers on Earth,
or so he thought.

Chapter 3

 You see, father Larry
and mother Larry were so special to the
point where they couldn't get blown up
by meteor. Creature has no clues there
are still jorkers on Earth. Father Larry
and mother Larry hideouts away from
Creature Penar Radar Detector for some
time and manifests ultimate babby,
Babby Larry. There was issue with babby Larry.
He seems to have failed to gain any
penar power and couldn't jork. Oh no. This
was devasting. "You failed me," says father
Larry kicksing him out of jork house.
Larry must lives on own in world as
babby, sending thousands of horrors down
his spine. At this point world was is normal
again, and Larry was a homeless littles
babby.
But this wouldn't be for long. Larry
knews a thing or two about penar that no one
else knews. At this point, Larry forgets his
parents exists. Sad right? Well just waits
until Larry turns eviler. Larry wasn'ts always an evil guy.
That was until he mets his real
father. When Larry was a littles boy he
was kicked out of house because he
couldn'ts jork. Larry was sad Larry as a littles boy
for many years, and was as a bad boy. As
a college student, Larry cures sadness by
becomings smartest man alive. His invention of Penar Enlargement
Chamber would saves many lives of
growers like himself. One day Larry gets ready to
perform surgery on familiar
name, father Larry. Larry remembers times
when father would jork on him and fills
with anger. Larry angers so much he
puts father in Penar Explosion Chamber,
killings his penis. Larry then fired
from job. He lost everything, but evil
Larry gains conscience. The world is never
the same, as evil Larry is eviling everyone
in his way. No one can stops him. It won't
be long before the creature gets
involved. Creature Penar will finds him
soon, but nows I think we must meet
some new jorkers.

Chapter 4

The Fuck You Guy. "Fuck You!" What happens
to him? He used to be such a good and
friendly guy. "I was betrayed by every..." The Fuck You Guy says. Hey!
I'll tell your story mans! It was usual day and him and him's
girlfriend was making sweet cookies. "Oh yeah,
keep makin' them." The Fuck You Guy says. But all of the sudden,
she proceeds to make them serious
style. "I will be serious, I don't love you
anymore, and I cheateds on you." she said. "Are you
seriously?" The Fuck You Guy says. Then his phone rangs. "Hello, I'm
your best friend, and I stoles your
girlfriend." his best friend said. "Are you seriously?" Then his
phone rangs again. "Hello, I am your boss, and you is
employee, and I fire you. Goodbye." his boss says. "Are you
seriously?!" The Fuck You Guy says. "Oh my gods! What now?" The Fuck You Guy says. "Hello, this
is Larry speaking. I have an offer for you, and I promise you, I wills never
betray you. Trust me." Larry says.

Chapter 5

Oh God, I don't knows if you can trust
Larry Fuck You Mans. Wells I thinks they
could become friends with my boy Mr.
Teeth. Anyway there another guy you might
wanna know for this shit. the Penar Snipper Guy. Many believe
he just an urban legend guy. This all
changed when three young mans tries to
summon him. We writes the day of October 3rd, 1957.
It was lates and the three mans was
deep into their sleepy over that's when
Mr. Teeth pulls out the book of penar.
"Let's summons him," Mr. Teeth says. "It's just a dumb rumor,"
 said Larry. "Fuck you!" said The Fuck
You Guy who was a bit scared. "Don'ts be
scared mans, it will be funny," said Larry.
Larry started chanting the penar words,
convinced nothing was to happen. "Oh powerful
Penar Guy!" "What? Fuck you! I, I didn't know!" Larry said. Mr.
Teeth started screaming. "Oh, fuck you!" The
Fuck You Guy said as he pushed the Pener Snipper Guy
out the window, but, oh my God! He landed
in a crowd of people! He's going to snip
all their penars!

Chapter 6

 Yeah, how stupid is that shit?
Pretty damn dumb. Oh no! I think the
creature... "Just play this shit damn it!" the Creature says.
Evil Larry was getting so evil to the
point when the creature noticed. "This
jork monster can't keep getting away!" the Creature says.
"Creature Penar has mosts powers!" says
Creature. You see, Creature doesn'ts like
when the evil gets too much because as
the Creature evil is most powerful.
Creature makes move by locating Evil
Larry with Evil Penar Combustion
Detection. Located. "Enough of this you jork face,
quit whining," Creature says. Larry strikes him, but
Creature evil power is too strong, and
Creature strikes him back! "You run and
never evil again!" Creature says. That's when normal
Larry gains conscience again. Larry runs
away and hideaways. He knows evil Larry
can come back in evil again, but Larry
wants revenge, just like Evil Larry. For the next manys years, Larry
teaches himself to jork, just as father
Larry did, but he uses it to his owns
power. He wills come back for Creature
penar. Larry and his evil conscience, Evil
Larry, have trained many years to fight
Creature penar. Larry can now jork so efficiently
that his penis power is maxes out, but he
knows creature pener is very big, but
also is very evil. With one jork, Creature
Penar Detector senses sheer power of
Evil Larry. "Have you not learned your
lesson, Creature penar has most power!" Creature says.

Chapter 7

 Larry jorks on him! You see, Evil Larry doesn't
have time for conversation. Anyway, Evil
Larry attacks creature penar violently,
and creature has no power to stop him!
Just then, Evil Larry does the
unthinksable! Creature's penis is ripped
rights off, and Evil Larry consumes the power!
Creature uses last penar power to
vanish! Larry has
won! But I don't think you know what
coming. Creature has one last
plans. Let's just say, fight is about to
gets much bigger.

Chapter 8

Time for another jorker you may wants to
know. Buckle up for this
one. You see, I never thought James was an
unordinary guy. Well, then one day,
something's changes in him. On a wonders
afternoon James was just jorking. "Hello, it's
me James." James says. Oh, uh, hi there James. You
interrupt... "Ouch my penar stucks in the penar
cleaner again." James says.  Damn it James! You do this
shit every time! Let me finish my
sentences at... "Helps me! I can't get it out!" James says.
James, figure it out yourself you dumbass. Anyways, you see, James was
diagnosis with Penisitis Memory Loss after
jorking too many times in a
day. Now you can see James has the IQ
relevance to a caveman from 69 BC. James has
addiction unfortunatelys, and I afraid all
this jorking is going to gets him in
real big trouble from Evil Larry. If Evil
Larry sees a straight jorks power from
James, he might get executes on the spot.
"Ah, yes. I got my penar unstuck!" James says. Good job
James, now don't do it again. "Oh
no." James says. Yep, so now you met the dumbass jorker.
How nice he is. Anyways, I thinks this is
about time The Fuck You Guy "And I promise," Larry says.
 Hey! I wasn't done here! Well shit,
just roll the clip now!

Chapter 9

 "And I promise you,
I will never betray you. Trust
me. I want you to helps me rule the world.
you will be my side kitten." Larry says. "Side kitten?
What the fuck is that bullshit?" The Fuck You Guy says. "Just shut
up. Listen. You and I will wipe out half
of all penis together. I will not
betray you." Larry says. "Yeah right. You already
defeats the Creature, now how the fuck am
I supposed to do a damn thing?!" The Fuck You Guy says. "You
dumbass, just come along." Larry says. The Fuck You Guy
decides to follow Larry to his greatest
invention, The Penar Explosion Chamber.
"With this we can rule the penar verse." Larry says.
Larry is fills with ambition at this
point, and just then, Evil Larry conscience
takes over. Evil Larry tried to grabs
Fuck You Guy's penar. "Fuck You!" Fuck You Guy says. Whoa! Larry launches in air! The Fuck
You Guy middle finger has so much as
power! "Everyone betrays me! Fuck you!" Fuck You Guy says. Larry
knocks back again, and Fuck You Guy runs
away,  realizing he has huge amounts
power. Fuck You Guy's phone rings. "I've got a deal for you and I
thinks you may like it." Creature says to Fuck You Guy on the phone. So now he may
gets betrayed again.

Chapter 10

 Well now we are
caughts up, I think it's time for the gang.
Evil Larry pener power has gotten so
strengths where Creature must ask for
reinforces, but oh no, these were no
amateurs all right! First you have... "Hello,
it's me James." James says. Oh God. There is the Penar Snipper Guy. Then
and there's Debbie. "This is fucking stupid." The Fuck You Guy says. Last you have,
well, The Thing. Creature calls to the
most powerful jorkers in the world, The
Penar Gang. Evil Larry has most's power.
Help me defeat hi..." Creature says "Fuck you! I'm tired of
listening to your ass!" Fuck You Guy says. "Yeah! Penar Gang
takes on Evil Larry on our own!" James says. you see
gang doesn'ts like listening to Creature
with no penar. Gang gets ready to jork on
creature! "Wait! Larry too powerful! I
can hel..." Creature says before being violently jorked on! Penars Gang is readys for Evil Larry!
this could be the end of all penis!

Chapter 11

 Evil Larry's plan of wiping out
half of all's penis is being stalls by
the Penar Gang. Larry gains so much powers at this
point where he can wipe out penars with just
the jork of his own! Boom! There goes many penars already,
but... "Get the fuck out of here!" Fuck You Guy says. "You've been
a bad boy Larry!" James says. Well you see, Larry don't
care. He jorks.
Oh God. Larry stuns by Penar Snipper Guy,
and here comes Debbie! Ouch! Right hook
right in the penis! Penar gang holds
Larry's back! They haves him unders
control! They try to take his jork
power! Whoa! Evil Larry activates his all!
His mega jork weaken gang! Penar Snipper
Guy almost got Larry penis, but gang gets
back up. And James jorks on Larry! It was
a critical hit! But just then, Penar Explosion Chamber falls from
sky! Evil Larry wipes out half of
penars! It was sads day for all penar
enjoyers. But Evil Larry is too evil. He
lives on to rule world and destroy all
other evil penars. Larry is massivist
jorker of all time! You got your popcorn yet, because I
do! This shit is about to get real good.

Chapter 12

All the way across the Penarverse
aways from Larry. Planet Goonerton was
thriving like nevers before. You see the
civilians of Goonerton was as not only good at
jorking, but also were as the goooner
goobers. The efficacy per jork was about 14
microseconds faster than your traditional
jork of the penis. Technological
advancings were becoming an advanced
level of advance so the planet want to
build a gooner goober of unfathomable
powers. Well, you see, they went a little
overboard with this one. Goobert the
Skeleton was made by Goonerton, and he
wasn't your normal Goobert. You see, Goobert had some uncalculatable
power, so he simultaneously goons to
summon a massive mothership with
greatest Penar Radar Combustion Detector
of all time. Gooberts may have also sends
eons of horrors down alien spines and
summons all nearby life! Oh boy. I think Gooberts already
senses the jork snipe Larry calls on
Earth.

Chapter 13

The Overlord of the Aliens, Goobert the Skeleton, is coming for Evil Larry!
Goobert's Penar Combustion Radar Detector
went straights up bonkers like a worker
that didn't get payed when he hears of Larry's so-
calls, Penar Snipe. Evil Larry's Penar Snipe wiped
out half of all penars in the world! Now,
the aliens of the Penarverse was is
immune to Larry's jork. Basically, if you
read between the lines, you'll see the
Alien Army is comings to get Larry!
Idiots like James the Jorker are
too unintelligent to grasp such
knowledges as he is fills with too much
jork rod. Speaking of James, him
and the Penar Snipper Guy, well you guessed it, they are the
only penar gangers with intact penar. I
really don't know if Larry will survive
against entire fucking Alien Army
because... Shit! That's a lot of penars
coming straights at Larry! Whoa! And as I speaks,
the jorkameter from the mothership is
firing up! I thinks Goobert is ready fors
battle.

Chapter 14

 Well this is not good for Larry.
The Gooner Goobers and the Aliens are so
many penis. I don't thinks he cares
though. "I am the most powerful jorker of
all time." Larry says. "Jorker? The hell does that
mean?" an Alien says. Oh my! Larry shots by gooner beam!
Earth is in graves danger! "Ah! What the
hell!" Larry says in pain. James and the Penar Snipper Guy
make a run for cover. "We needs to help
Larry." James says. Well, Larry over here think
everyone fighting him, and he jorks on
James! "Ah! Larry! No! We must help you!" James says. I don't
think he cares. Goobert calls for Aliens
to goon Earth! They are taking formation.
Larry tries to fight them off! Meanwhile...
"Wait." James says. Just then, James makes smartest
thought form of all time!

Chapter 15

 "What ifs we
summon the creature?" James says. "I can't help." Fuck You Guy says. Wait!
Fuck You Guys alive still! His middle
finger still intact! "Oh Creature you will jork again!" They say in unison.
They summons the creature back to life!
It work! "Perhaps the only way to works
with Larry is love him." says Creature. But
it mays not be so easy. "Larry, we love you." Creature says. "Huh?" Larry says as he turned
around nearly on last breath fighting Goobert and the Gooners. "Larry, I love
you." The rest of the Penar Gang says in unison.

Chapter 16

 Oh my! Larry is turning back! Larry
realizes Earth is in danger. "Wait, we must
work together and stop Goobert the
skeleton!" Larry says.
"Perhaps we must Circle Jork." The Creature says. Ah,
yes. The oldest trick in book! The circle
jork is the most powerful jork ever, and
with such powerful jorkers, this could
send the Gooners back across the
penarverse! They takes formation! "With the
power of jork!" They all say in unison!
"Decinigrate Goobet!!!!" They all say!

Chapter 17

Whoa! Goobert is gone! The jorkers have
won! Earth is intact! "Larry, now you must
intact all penars back." Creature says. "I understand." Larry says.  Larry
returns all stolen penars, and the jorkers
learned a great lesson. World is backs to
normal, for now. Let's just say things from now on
could get bit evil and freaky.

Chapter 18

Hello, I am the narrator. I was a victim of Larry after the Great Penar War of the Penarverse. It sounds like a comic book, right? But it is serious. Here is my story in my diary.

People said 150 pounds is normal weight for someone. What they didn't know is that I'm only 1 year old. I went to barbershop for nice fade. Then barber guy braded my ass hair and regular hair together and carried me like a brief case! "It looks like our little narrator has decided to leave his room." the barber guy said. But it was actually none other than Goobert the Skeleton! I ran off. I tried to get to a farm to hide in the field away from Goobert and find the Creature. Then I saw someone. "Hey cans you give me direction to the farm?" I asked a complete and total stranger. After a pregnant pause, I elaborates, "I would like to meet the Creature." "Sorry, I don't know where the farms is." the stranger said. "Fuck you!" says the stranger only to actually be The Fuck You Guy hurting my feelings! I went to my Grandma house instead. Let's just say, she wasn't in. Where she was? Let's just say, she might have been eat! I had to stay until she came back! By four weeks, I was the size of eggplants! By six weeks, I was the size of bigger eggplants! I had to leave! I wasn't a babby anymore! I was 2 years old! I had to go to my friend, Jack. He told me something. I thoughts my friend Jack was jokings when he said he had made an N word pass. Then I saw the dead body! "Your honor." says my lawyer. "My defendant was just playing around League of Legends when..." he also said. "Death!" the Judge says. "I didn't kill Jack! Ok! Don't you understand?!" I said angry. "Ok." Judge said. "You are free to go." 3 weeks later. I was pissing in toilet, as usual. But what I failed to notice was Mr. Teeth who has become fully drenched in my yellow piss! "Why would you do this!" Mr. Teeth said angrily. "I didn't see you there." I said. I ran off embarrassed. I hated being a cat. I would love to be a narrator again. I thought. 1 week later. To everyone, he is Evil Knife Guy. To me, he is normal guy because I am fucked up and schizophrenic I realized. I need to go to Fucked Up City. 1 year later. "And what do you wants for Christmas young mans?" Asked Santa Claus with me on his lap. I said nothings staring straights into this eyes as I began to flood his lap with diarrheas. I left as a criminal that day. I hads been a criminals for a long time after I moved heres. "Surely the new nightguard will be easy to kill." I said. Little did I know It was, the one and the only (and angry), Evil Larry. I ran away as he was coming for my penar. I hopped in a van and drove away never to rob a place again. The next day later, there was a pee on the toilet seats. This was scary because. After the Larry incident yesterday, I don't have a penar. So someone is in my house. I had some trauma because of the Mr. Teeth Incident, so I went in the room labeled "Therapist." Turns out the sign maker missed a space. Because it was supposed to say "Thera pist" because a jorker named Thera pised in that room, and Thera is unforgiving. So I got flooded with 694 pounds of piss. I went to bed with itchy butt hole. Woke up with stinky finger. That means I stuck my finger up my ass! There really is something wrong with me, so I went somewhere to get help. Then I thought, kevlar vests can potentially stop a bullet, but nothings can save you from Liquid Shit Cannon. I thought that because there was a Liquid Shit Cannon on a hill with larry about to fire it towards the mall that I'm in! I ducked for cover and survived! One week later. I sighed as the anesthesia tooks hold from my Penar Explosion Surgery. I should have never grown my penar back, so this was bad that it grew back. I had to get it removed. Just before losing the consciousness, I hear doctor say, "Move him to the Penar Enlargement Surgery." I could have died, but I jumped out the window before I could fall asleep. I woke up on a car. I got my drivers license so I could drive. "Oh yeah!" I said. "Yeah, for a poop car." The Fuck You Guy says hurting my feelings. "But I don'ts wants to mess up. It's my first time. So I'm not going to get mad." I saids nervously. 1 week later. I never thought of the day I would be extracting the milk from the Creature. A day later. "That was so scary." I thought. I saw on tv someone get pickpocketed, so I thought and did my thought. "A naked man can fear no pickpocket." I thought. So the next day I went out naked. Until I saw the Poop Stealer Guy! That was a miserable day. I came home crying. And went to bed. Then I visited the Creature the next day. "Hello." I said. "Hi." The Creature said. "God doesn't hide in heaven because of what he created." The Creature said. "Then what is he afraid of?" I asked. "He is afraid of Larry." The Creature said grimly. I left. I was showering likes usual and washings penar when, ah! It was very hot! This is the weirdest year of my life! "Now It is Halloween, you knows what that means." I said to the collage kids as I pulled out my halloweenie! But I didn't know Larry was behind a tree. Then he stole my penar! What a sad day for me. "^$^$&$%$#@@#@$$^*(" I wrote. Little did I know, I was writing in the evil Japanese notebook that made whatever I wrotes come true. I was writing an evil language by accident! It said "Remove my penar." good thing I didn't have one because of Halloween. A day later I pulled day a random ladies' panties as a prank! To my horror, there was no vagine nor a penar! But a flat empty crotch! That's when I realize, I found an evil barbie girl from the barbie world! I went to visit James. James was sticking his penar through the penar cleaner as usual. To his horror, he sticks it in penar explosion chamber on accidents! "Oh my gosh! My thing gots stuck! Helps me!" James says. "No James. I don't think I will helps you." I said. "Mans this day can't gets any worse!" I said leaving James' house. Then I hears the news about Goobert! "I really hope no one hears our most terrible secret." I says to my friend next to me. "I dids hear it." says Big Ears Man." My breasts is so itchy!" I yelled the secret. "Let me sucks them for you." saids the creature. I ran away terrified that night. I was traumatized. I said "Uh oh!" as I peed on my girlfriend! Thats when I noticed it wasn't my girl, it was the Creature. I ran fast. He was coming. I hid away. "I'm hungry." I said "I'm going to eat a banana in the dark." I said as I put the banana in my mouths. That's when I realized, that banana was no banana, but the hairy ball sack of Evil Killer Clown who wants killing on me. I watch as he killed me. To my horror, I was the Killer Clown and I killed my self and bit my balls. The only reason I did that was because Larry gave me suicide pills while I was asleep in my hiding place!

Chapter 19

Now I am the narrator again since I died. Let me tell you about Jerry, another victim jorker of Larry in the Penarverse, let's read his diary before he died.

Hello, I am Jerry. I am an orange cat and I have a regular penar. I just got back from the polls after voting for Larry. I would later regret that. "Will this hurt doc?" I said to the doctor. "Yes, you dumbass boy!" said the Fuck You Guy Who was my doctor. My penar got me in the Guinness Book of World Records because of that painfull surgery I had done yesterday, then the Librarian Guy slammed a book on it. "Ow!" I screamed. Creature penar was in the book, too. For scariest penar in the world. I was listening to opera singer, and let's just say, it was impressive. Then my shit exploded in my ass! I had to go to the ER but was fine the next day. I was in bedroom and straight up beating it. And by that, I mean, my victim. Because of Larrys new law I won't go to jail. "Wow I haven't stubbed my toe in five months." I said with joys. I was then shot 57 times. I somehow survived, but because of larry's new law, they didn't go to jail! I was scared of coming in the sink. That was until I sink in the bathtub! So I had more courage. I gambled on a fart, and lost. What I believed was shart was actually meat worm! I had to take off my pants and run home! "Oh my gods, what was that?" I said as I heard glass break. It was actually my brother, Brian. He used to be a hero. If herobrian isn't real, then how did my dad dieded from herobrian overdose? Ouch! What's wrong with my finger? "Fuck you." says the Fuck You Guy whose finger is glued to my finger. "Leave!" I said. "Fuck you!" The Fuck You Guy said leaving. Then I walked into my living room and exclaimed "It has been two years without me shiting my pants! Then I died because of the 44 knife wounds I forgot to stop the blood loss from because a robber was in my house, not my brother. Because of the law Larry made, the police couldn't come save me in time.

Chapter 20

Here is another story of a victim, Perry. A white cat with black and brown spots. And of course, let's read his diary.

It was Black Cat Friday and I was
shoppings as usual. I went to James' Jolly
Jorking store and to my Horror, Oh God, I
found James was killings on my Mr. Teeth,
which was full of the piss from the narrator's 
bathroom! I woke up one morning to Goobert
calling the mothership "What's are you
doings Goobert?" I asked. He said nothings. I
thinks he is an alien! Ah! I rans away as
fastest as I could! Then I got tooked by
the UFO! It was actually my grandma disciplining me! Grandma ates my penar!  I was
celebrating breast month like
usuals. Littles did I know, I was
inside the Creature's breast! I ran away! I was justs
eatings on my own chocolate cake, then
Baker Guy walked over to me. "Hey, get out
of my store! he said. I looked down at my
cake, then I realized I was eating some
poopy butt hole! I was embarrassed!
"Wow, what a great day it is." I
said to the mans on my right. He didn't
move it was then I found him dying from
smoking 46 fentanols! I called the ambulance! Penar Enlargement
Chamber was downs for my surgery. as I
waited for repair man to fix it, I saw
Larry walk out of Penar enlargement
chamber with
toolbox, so I didn't feel good about this. Surgery was ready. Doctor then
gave me anesthesia. As my eyes closed, I saw Evil
Larry change room sign to Penar
Explosion Chamber! It was
over! Luckily, it wasn't over. I was jorking in my bedroom.
Let's just say, it was gaining a lot of jork power. That's when
I realized, I was jorking my penar and now my penar has
one holes. Larry drilled a hole in my penar! "Whoas!" I said as I sat under the
kitchen sink to fix the pipe. I realized
at that moment, I was cranking the wrong
pipe and busted a good nut all over the
new kitchen's floor! Now my tiles are bloody!
"They say you are either a grower
or a shower, but what if I'm
a nigger?" I said. Then I was beat up by 50 black cats. 
I asked lunch lady for eggs and wiener.
She looks at me weird. That's when I
realize, she actually has bads hearing.
And instead hits me with
pener! I was so scared of the lunch lady after that!
Closet door was acting strange
today. I went over to investigate after a
long day, and to my surprise, my friend
Jack came out. Wait, did, does that mean Jack
is gay?!
my wife's wanted to make brownies with
me in the kitchen. I said yes, but I failed to
realize she actually meants kill and she
whipped me with her penis! I survived that horrific event.
NASA announced me as lead astronaut
for Mars Voyage. Littles did I know, I was actually
first test subject! Let's just say test
did not succeed! I broke out of the spaceship and came back! 
Today was picture day. I was really nervous. When I got to chair to
take picture, my exploding diarrhea
explodes alls over principal! He ate it! I then moved schools!
Soap dropped in shower, then I see Larry
behind me! Larry actually picks up soap
for me. How nice? He then proceeded to insert his
penar into the bottle then left. I was mad because now I have to get new soap!
I just bought new Tesla car and
it was very nice. I put in self-drive
mode, but littles did I know Elon Moose Guy
installs self jork mode instead. I
crashed into 14 women! I ran from the scene! I went to change
TV channel but couldn't finds remote. I
instead found my panties. "Have you
ever aten on your own penis before?" I
asked James. I stood there in utter
horror as I wasn't talking to James, but
the Penis Eater Guy! I was traumatized!
"I was walking through the woods
yesterday and found the boogeyman! I ran
away as fast as I could, but I turned
around to see no one chasing me. Then
another shadow emerged from the woods!
This wasn't the boogeyman, it was none
other than..." I said. "Fuck you! I don't give a damn
about your story!" The Fuck You Guy says trying to make me feel bad.
Fingers got chopped off! Now I can't jork!
worst of all no one will fucking jorks it for
me! It's Dickmas, I mean Christmas morning!
oh my gosh I am so excited! Santa better
have given me good stuff! I walk
downstairs to see my gifts are all gone!
No! The Grinch, that neighbor guy, stole
them! Suddenly knock on door. I answer it
to see Larry rights in front of me! This
was no Larry. It was evil Larry! He stole
all our presents, and now he came to take
my penar! I stood in horror as he ripped
my penis right off and ran away! I
couldn't chase him, for I was
crying.
Oh God! I farted next to my crush!
Unbeknownst to me, my crush sharted right on my
face! I shot her! And then ran from the scene! I got a new girlfriend at a
party! Yes! Family was so happy!
"I am sorry." says the Fuck You Guy
for saying fuck you too many times. "I
must make it all up to you." he says. He hands me
big present. I open it up and "Merry
Fuckmas ho ho ho." he says. He turns into Santa
rights in front of me and he sings "Fuck You!" to
me as he climbs out the chimney.
I baked cookies for first time
for Christmas. I follows directions as
listed on cooker paper. Family loves
cookies. To my ball clenching horror, family all dropped
dead at once! That's when I realized evil
Larry was standings behind me! He shot me in the head and I dropped dead, too.

This isn't the last of the horrors, though. Because, a great event will happen soon. Very soon... A bad war.

Chapter 21

That bad day is July 4th, 2496, a day thats the Penarverse will never forget.
One day, to be exact, the day that Larry, Mr. Teeth, and Fuck You Guy summoned the Penar Snipper Guy, about 600 years ago, Larry ran away from the scene to hide in a secret closet.
In that closet, he found James, being stupid as usual, and mixing acids. James then poureds the acid on Larry!
That is why Larry has barelys any hairs.
But most of all, he gained immortality!
People thought he was dead in 2296 because it was 574 years since he was born.
But that wasn't the case.
He got addicted to the drama in all the Facebook post's comments, so he made an internet cave and hid away for 200 years.
Until he saw a post that mentioned him, it was by James!
James was immortal, too!
He must have poured the acid on himself, too.
That must be why he has not much hairs.
Now he needs to get revenge!

Chapter 22

James was just casually celebrating The Fourth of July, when then the unthinkable happens!
Larry does a Penar Snipe stealing almost the whole crowd's penars and stealing their jork power!
"What are you doing here?!" James said surprised.
"You cannot just say that I am alive without my permission!" Larry yells ripping James' penar right off!
"Ow!" James yells. "What is wrong with you, you powerless jork face!" James exclaims.
"How dare you, you no penar, 69 BC IQ, incoherent, powerless piece of horrible day like when Fuck You Guy's girlfriend broke up with him!" Larry said angrily as people fled.
Let's just say, not everybody fled.
"Fuck Her!" Fuck you guy says holding up his middle finger in defense!
Well he is alive, too?! How can this be? I'm glad though because... What!

Chapter 23

The Penar Snipper Guy flies towards Larry!
He missed! "Did you think you could cut my penar off without a fight!?" Larry says.
"Yeah, clearly." James say smirking.
James gets executed right on the spot!
"No!" The rest of the Penar Gang says!
"Ha Ha Losers!" Larry says launching himself back to his internet cave with diarrhea.
Penar Snipper Guy tries to snip his penar, but Larry is too high.
"Fuck You!" Fuck You Guy yells toward Larry.

Chapter 24

Larry landed on his diarrhea launch pad, then entered his internet cave.
Little did he knows, he was as being followed.
"Fuck you Larry!" Fuck You Guy says clearly angry.
Penar Snipper Guy comes in asking for no conversations and cuts Larry's penar off!
"What the hell!" Fuck You Guy says. "How did you manage to do that!?" Then the Penar Snipper Guy draws all energy out of Larry's penar and disappears into thin air.
Larry plumps over onto the ground.
"Fuck you." Fuck You Guy says leaving.

Chapter 25

Larry never came back. And Penar Snipper Guy sealed himself back in the chant book that he was summoned from 600 years ago, knowing the power he held and didn't want it to go to evil.
Fuck You Guy, or now called F-You Guy, fixed his horrible potty mouth and had a big family and lived to be 1012 years old.
James was sent to the emergency room, and plot twist, they found a Cavemanititis Tumor in his brain and then he became the smartest cat alive!
He used that smartness to remove his immortality and died happily ever after.
The Creature lived on to keep the Penarverse away from evil beings like Goobert the Gooner and Evil Larry.
And the Penarverse fell silent until...