The Penarverse (censored)

This is the censored version of The Peanrverse, still, It is PG 13.

Hey there, jorkers. It’s the narrator. Larry made me do this.
I can tell you one thing, though: grab a snack, because this is some good stuff.
Enjoy.

Prologue

First, you need to learn a few terms.

Jork, Jorker, and Jorking

A jork is striking someone with your penar power.
If I am jorking, I am attacking something or training my jork power.
A Jorker is a creature that uses jork power to jork.

Goon, Gooner, and Gooning

To goon is to look up information on a computer and use it to create something from pure matter.
If I am gooning, I am collecting info on the internet to make an object.
A Gooner is a creature that uses that technique.

Also, this is a world full of cats.
The world depends on penars, a main power source.
If that power is lost, humanity (or catity) collapses.
The cat with the most Jork Power (or Jork Rod) is the most feared.

Let’s go now.

Chapter 1

Long before the most powerful jorkers like Larry and the Creature roamed the Penarverse, there was this guy named Ronald.

Ronald reminds me of current-day James. That is, they are both… not exactly known for being smart.

Ronald was roaming through the Penarverse when he had a thought:

“What if I jork my penar?” he asked himself.

Then the next second… boom.

Ronald’s jork broke the Penarverse. Ronald’s jork was also the first jork ever. That was when the Creature was born.

Ronald vanished in the shock of the event, but the Creature was just a little baby at this point. Baby Creature landed on Earth and was taken in by Penarsaurus Rex, learning some of the most powerful jorking the Penarverse has ever seen.

Well, that was until Larry came along.

Let’s just say Larry’s penar was even more dangerous than the Creature’s.

Chapter 2

Okay, okay. Well, before Larry comes along and wrecks the whole story I’m narrating, we have to go to Earth’s first penar legend.

Before the Creature had the most evil penar power, the Creature was not quite like the guy we all know today. The Creature grew older, became wise, and learned to control his own power.

Back in prehistoric times, when the Creature was a young boy, he learned his jorking powers from the great Penarsaurus Rex. Jorking was so efficient back then that the Creature learned jork power in twelve microseconds.

The Creature didn’t realize it at first, but he had a talent for evil power. After some time, the Creature formed an evil plan to rule the world.

The Creature used penar power to pull a massive meteor toward the globe, causing a huge disaster for jorkers on Earth.

Let’s just say the Evil Creature Penar was born that day.

Unfortunately for the Creature, Larry was born three years later, and it wouldn’t be long until Larry challenged him.

The meteor event caused a disaster… or so the Creature thought.

Chapter 3

Father Larry and Mother Larry were so special that they survived the meteor event.

The Creature had no clue there were still jorkers on Earth.

Father Larry and Mother Larry hid away from the Creature’s Penar Radar Detector for some time and created their ultimate baby: Baby Larry.

But there was an issue with Baby Larry. He seemed to fail to gain penar power and couldn’t jork.

“Oh no,” said Father Larry. “You failed me.”

He kicked Larry out of the jork house.

Larry had to live on his own, as a baby, with fear running through him. The world became normal again, and Larry became a homeless little baby.

But this wouldn’t last long.

Larry knew something about penar power that no one else knew. Over time, Larry forgot his parents even existed.

Sad, right?

Well, just wait until Larry turns even more evil.

Larry wasn’t always evil. That was until he met his real father again.

As Larry grew older, he became a student and worked hard until he became one of the smartest cats alive. He created an invention called the Penar Enlargement Chamber, which helped many growers like himself.

One day, Larry got ready to perform a procedure on a familiar name: Father Larry.

Larry remembered the past and filled with anger. Larry’s anger grew so strong that he put Father Larry in the Penar Explosion Chamber, destroying Father Larry’s penar power.

Larry was then removed from his job. He lost everything.

And that is when evil Larry truly began to rise.

The world was never the same, as evil Larry went after everyone in his way. No one could stop him.

It wouldn’t be long before the Creature got involved.

But now, I think we must meet some new jorkers.

Chapter 4

The F-You Guy.

What happened to him? He used to be such a good and friendly guy.

“I was betrayed by every…” the F-You Guy said.

Hey! I’ll tell your story, man.

It was a usual day, and he and his girlfriend were making sweet cookies.

“Nice,” he said. “Keep making them.”

But suddenly, she got serious.

“I don’t love you anymore,” she said. “And I cheated on you.”

“Are you serious?” he said.

Then his phone rang.

“Hello,” said his best friend. “I took your girlfriend.”

“Are you serious?” he said again.

Then his phone rang again.

“Hello,” said his boss. “You’re fired. Goodbye.”

“Are you serious?!” the F-You Guy said.

“Oh my gosh,” he said. “What now?”

Then the phone rang again.

“Hello,” Larry said. “I have an offer for you, and I promise I will never betray you. Trust me.”

Chapter 5

I don’t know if you can trust Larry, F-You Guy.

Anyway, there’s another guy you might want to know: The Penar Snipper Guy.

Many believe he is just an urban legend. That all changed when three young men tried to summon him.

We write the day of October 3rd, 1957.

It was late, and the three were deep into their sleepover when Mr. Teeth pulled out the Book of Penar.

“Let’s summon him,” Mr. Teeth said.

“It’s just a dumb rumor,” said Larry.

The F-You Guy was nervous, but Larry started chanting the penar words, convinced nothing would happen.

“Oh powerful Penar Guy!”

Then… it worked.

The Penar Snipper Guy appeared, everyone panicked, and a big mess began.

And that’s when things got way more serious.

Chapter 6

Uh oh. I think the Creature noticed Evil Larry.

“This jork monster can’t keep getting away,” the Creature said.

The Creature didn’t like when the evil got too strong, because the Creature wanted to be the most powerful evil.

So the Creature made a move, locating Evil Larry with Evil Penar Combustion Detection.

Located.

“Enough,” the Creature said. “Quit whining.”

Larry struck first, but the Creature’s evil power was too strong, and the Creature struck back.

“Run,” the Creature said, “and never turn evil again.”

And for a moment, normal Larry returned.

Larry ran away and hid. He knew Evil Larry could come back, but Larry still wanted revenge.

For many years, Larry trained himself to jork, just like Father Larry did, but he used it for his own goals.

Larry would come back for the Creature’s penar power.

Chapter 7

Larry jorked on him.

Evil Larry didn’t have time for conversation. Evil Larry attacked the Creature’s penar power, and the Creature couldn’t stop him.

Then Evil Larry did the unthinkable: he stole the Creature’s power.

The Creature used his last penar energy to vanish.

Larry won.

But I don’t think you know what’s coming. The Creature has one last plan.

Let’s just say this fight is about to get much bigger.

Chapter 8

Time for another jorker you may want to know. Buckle up for this one.

I never thought James was an unusual guy… until one day, something changed in him.

On a wonderful afternoon, James was just jorking.

“Hello, it’s me, James,” James said.

Oh, uh, hi there, James. You interrupting my narration again?

“Ouch, my penar got stuck in the penar cleaner again,” James said.

James! You do this every time! Let me finish my sentence at least once!

“Help me! I can’t get it out!” James said.

James, figure it out yourself, you silly guy.

Anyway, James was diagnosed with Penaritis Memory Loss after jorking too many times in a day. Now you can see James has the focus level of a caveman from 69 BC.

James has an addiction to jork training, unfortunately, and I’m afraid all this jorking is going to get him in real trouble with Evil Larry.

If Evil Larry sees a straight burst of jork power from James, James might get zapped on the spot.

“Ah, yes. I got my penar unstuck!” James said.

Good job, James. Now please don’t do it again.

“Oh no,” James said.

Yep. That’s James.

Anyway, I think it’s about time we go back to the F-You Guy.

“And I promise,” Larry said somewhere far away.

Hey! I wasn’t done!

Well… fine. Roll the clip.

Chapter 9

“And I promise you, I will never betray you. Trust me. I want you to help me rule the world. You will be my side kitten,” Larry said.

“Side kitten? What kind of nonsense is that?” the F-You Guy said.

“Just listen. You and I will wipe out half of all penars together. I will not betray you,” Larry said.

“Yeah right. You already defeated the Creature. What am I even supposed to do?” the F-You Guy said.

“Just come along,” Larry said.

The F-You Guy followed Larry to his greatest invention: The Penar Explosion Chamber.

“With this, we can rule the Penarverse,” Larry said.

Larry was filled with ambition, and then… Evil Larry’s conscience tried to take control again.

Evil Larry reached for the F-You Guy’s penar power.

“F-You!” the F-You Guy shouted.

Whoa!

The F-You Guy’s middle finger energy had serious power! Larry launched backward like he got hit by a flying mailbox.

“Everyone betrays me! F-You!” the F-You Guy said.

Larry got knocked back again, and the F-You Guy ran away, realizing he had huge amounts of power.

Then the F-You Guy’s phone rang.

“I’ve got a deal for you,” the Creature said on the phone. “I think you may like it.”

Uh oh. Betrayal season might be returning.

Chapter 10

Well, now we are caught up. I think it’s time for the gang.

Evil Larry’s power has gotten so strong that the Creature needed reinforcements.

But these were no amateurs.

First you have… “Hello, it’s me, James,” James said.

Oh no.

Then there’s the Penar Snipper Guy.

And there’s Debbie.

“This is really silly,” the F-You Guy said.

And last you have… well… The Thing.

The Creature called them together: the most powerful jorkers in the world.

The Penar Gang.

“Evil Larry has the most power. Help me defeat hi…” the Creature started.

“F-You! I’m tired of listening to you!” the F-You Guy said.

“Yeah! Penar Gang takes on Evil Larry on our own!” James said.

You see, the gang didn’t like listening to the Creature with no penar power.

And then the gang did something extremely unwise.

They got ready to jork on the Creature.

“Wait! Larry is too powerful! I can hel…” the Creature said…

…but got interrupted by the gang’s chaos.

Penar Gang was now “ready” for Evil Larry.

This could be the end of all penars.

Chapter 11

Evil Larry’s plan to wipe out half of all penars was being slowed by the Penar Gang.

Larry had gotten so powerful that he could wipe out penars with a single jork burst of his own.

Boom! There went many penars already.

“Get out of here!” the F-You Guy said.

“You’ve been a bad boy, Larry!” James said.

But Larry didn’t care. He jorked again.

Larry got stunned by the Penar Snipper Guy’s technique, and here came Debbie.

Ouch! Right hook, right into Larry’s power core.

The Penar Gang held Larry back. They had him under control! They tried to take his jork power away.

Whoa!

Evil Larry activated his full power. His mega jork weakened the gang.

The Penar Snipper Guy almost got Larry’s penar power sealed, but the gang pushed through. And James jorked on Larry!

Critical hit!

But just then…

The Penar Explosion Chamber fell from the sky.

Evil Larry activated it.

Half of the penars vanished.

It was a very sad day for all penar enjoyers.

But Evil Larry was too evil. He lived on, ready to rule the world and defeat all other evil penars.

Larry became the most massive jorker of all time.

You got your popcorn yet? Because I do.

This story is getting wild.

Chapter 12

All the way across the Penarverse, far away from Larry, Planet Goonerton was thriving like never before.

The civilians of Goonerton were not only good at jorking, but also were expert gooners, known as gooner goobers.

The efficiency per jork was about fourteen microseconds faster than your traditional Earth jork.

Technology advanced so far that the planet decided to build a gooner goober of unfathomable power.

They went a little overboard.

Goobert the Skeleton was made by Goonerton, and he was not your normal Goobert.

Goobert had unmeasurable power, so he simultaneously gooned information to summon a massive mothership with the greatest Penar Radar Combustion Detector of all time.

Goobert’s arrival sent fear across alien spines and summoned nearby life into attention.

Oh boy.

I think Goobert already senses the Penar Snipe Larry triggered on Earth.

Chapter 13

The Overlord of the Aliens, Goobert the Skeleton, is coming for Evil Larry!

Goobert’s detector went completely bonkers, like a worker who didn’t get paid and just found out on payday.

Evil Larry’s Penar Snipe wiped out half of all penars on Earth.

Now, the aliens of the Penarverse were built differently. Many of them resisted Larry’s usual jork tricks.

If you read between the lines, the Alien Army was coming to get Larry.

James the Jorker was too distracted to understand what was happening, because his brain was filled with jork thoughts.

Meanwhile, the mothership warmed up its systems.

And as I speak, the jorkameter is powering up.

I think Goobert is ready for battle.

Chapter 14

This is not good for Larry.

The Gooner Goobers and the Aliens were a whole crowd of trouble.

“I am the most powerful jorker of all time,” Larry said.

“Jorker? What does that mean?” an alien asked.

And then… Goobert fired a gooner beam.

Larry got blasted and stumbled.

Earth was in serious danger.

“Ah! What the heck?” Larry yelled.

James and the Penar Snipper Guy ran for cover.

“We need to help Larry,” James said.

But Larry thought everyone was fighting him, and he jorked on James by mistake.

“Ah! Larry! No! We must help you!” James said.

Goobert called for the aliens to goon Earth.

They took formation.

Larry tried to fight them off.

Meanwhile…

“Wait,” James said.

And then James made the smartest thought of his entire life.

Chapter 15

“What if we summon the Creature?” James said.

“I can’t help,” the F-You Guy said.

Wait! The F-You Guy was still alive!

And yes, his middle finger power was still intact.

“Oh Creature, you will jork again!” they all said together.

They summoned the Creature back.

It worked.

“Perhaps the only way to work with Larry is to love him,” the Creature said.

But it might not be that easy.

“Larry, we love you,” the Creature said.

“Huh?” Larry said, turning around, exhausted from fighting Goobert and the Gooners.

“Larry, we love you,” the rest of the Penar Gang said together.

Chapter 16

Oh my!

Larry started turning back to normal.

Larry realized Earth was in danger.

“Wait… we must work together and stop Goobert the Skeleton!” Larry said.

“Perhaps we must Circle Jork,” the Creature said.

Ah yes. The oldest trick in the book.

The Circle Jork is the most powerful jork ever, and with jorkers this strong, it could send the Gooners back across the Penarverse.

They took formation.

“With the power of jork!” they all said together.

“Deactivate Goobert!” they shouted.

Chapter 17

Whoa!

Goobert’s power shut down, and the aliens scattered.

The jorkers won.

Earth was intact.

“Larry, now you must restore all penars,” the Creature said.

“I understand,” Larry said.

Larry returned the stolen penars, and the jorkers learned a great lesson.

The world was back to normal… for now.

Let’s just say, from now on, things could get a bit evil and a bit freaky.

Chapter 18

Hello, I am the narrator. I was a victim of Larry after the Great Penar War of the Penarverse. It sounds like a comic book, right? But it was serious.

People said 150 pounds is normal for someone. What they didn’t know is that I’m only 1 year old. I went to the barbershop for a nice fade.

Then the barber guy braided my head hair and my tail fluff together and carried me like a briefcase.

“It looks like our little narrator has decided to leave his room,” the barber guy said.

But it was actually none other than Goobert the Skeleton wearing a barber cape.

I ran off.

I tried to get to a farm to hide in the fields away from Goobert and find the Creature. Then I saw someone.

“Hey, can you give me directions to the farm?” I asked a complete stranger.

After a long pause, I added, “I would like to meet the Creature.”

“Sorry, I don’t know where the farms are,” the stranger said.

“F-You,” the stranger said… and it was actually the F-You Guy! He hurt my feelings for no reason, as usual.

So I went to my Grandma’s house instead.

Let’s just say… she wasn’t in.

Where was she?

Let’s just say… she was “out doing mysterious grandma things,” which is what grandmas do when they want you to worry.

I had to stay there until she came back.

By four weeks, I was the size of an eggplant.
By six weeks, I was the size of a bigger eggplant.

I had to leave. I wasn’t a baby anymore. I was 2 years old.

I went to my friend Jack. He told me something extremely weird and extremely illegal sounding.

I said, “Jack, please never say that again.”

Then a court guy tried to blame me for “being near drama.”

“Your honor,” my lawyer said, “my client was just playing a video game when…”

The judge shouted, “ORDER!”

I shouted, “I didn’t do anything! I’m literally a narrator!”

The judge blinked and said, “Okay. You are free to go.”

Three weeks later, I was using the bathroom like usual, and I accidentally startled Mr. Teeth who was hiding behind a shower curtain for absolutely no reason.

“Why would you do this!” Mr. Teeth said angrily.

“I didn’t see you there!” I said.

Then I ran away embarrassed.

I hated being a cat sometimes. I wanted to be a narrator again.

One week later, I met someone everyone called “Evil Knife Guy.”

But to me, he was just “Regular Guy Who Makes Bad Decisions.”

Then I realized… maybe I needed help. So I went to a place called “F-Word City.”

But the sign had been censored, so it just said: “F-City.”

One year later, I sat on Santa’s lap.

“And what do you want for Christmas, young man?” Santa asked.

I stared straight into his eyes and said nothing.

Santa got uncomfortable and gently set me down.

I left like a suspicious little criminal that day.

I had been doing a lot of suspicious criminal stuff since moving there, honestly.

“Surely the new night guard will be easy to prank,” I said.

Little did I know… it was Evil Larry.

I ran away because Evil Larry was coming for my penar power.

I hopped in a van and drove away, swearing I would never cause trouble again.

The next day, I found something odd in my house: a wet footprint trail.

This was scary because after yesterday, I didn’t have my penar power.

So someone was in my house.

I had trauma from the Mr. Teeth Incident, so I went into a room labeled “Therapist.”

Turns out the sign maker missed a space.

It was supposed to say “Thera pist” because a jorker named Thera once spilled a drink in that room and never forgave anybody.

So I walked in and got hit with a giant trapdoor bucket of mystery liquid.

I was not happy.

That night I slept badly, woke up confused, and decided:

“Okay. I need real help.”

Then I remembered: kevlar vests can potentially stop a bullet, but nothing can save you from a Liquid Trouble Cannon if Larry builds one.

And guess what?

Larry built one.

He was about to fire it toward the mall I was in.

I ducked behind a kiosk and survived.

One week later, I went to a hospital because my penar power had started doing weird things, like randomly flashing and making lightbulbs explode.

The doctor said, “Move him to the Penar Stabilizer Surgery.”

I panicked because I hate hospitals.

So I jumped out a window, landed on a car (don’t ask), and somehow didn’t get hurt because I am a narrator and physics fears me.

I got my driver’s license and said, “Oh yeah!”

“Yeah, for a poop car,” the F-You Guy said, hurting my feelings again.

“But I don’t want to mess up,” I said nervously. “It’s my first time. I’m not gonna get mad.”

One week later, I visited the Creature.

“Hello,” I said.

“Hi,” the Creature said.

“God doesn’t hide in heaven because of what he created,” the Creature said.

“Then what is he afraid of?” I asked.

“He is afraid of Larry,” the Creature said grimly.

I left.

On Halloween, I tried to act brave and show off.

But I didn’t know Larry was behind a tree.

And then he stole my penar power again.

What a sad day for me.

I scribbled random symbols in my notebook like, “%$#@!!”

Little did I know… I was writing in an evil notebook that makes whatever you write come true.

I accidentally wrote something like “remove my penar power,” which was extra bad because I already didn’t have it.

Then I pulled a prank on a random person and it backfired immediately, as pranks do.

I visited James next.

James was sticking his penar power into the penar cleaner again, as usual.

“This always happens!” James yelled.

“No, James,” I said. “This always happens to you because you do it on purpose.”

I left, and then I heard news about Goobert.

“I really hope no one hears our most terrible secret,” I said to my friend.

“I did hear it,” said Big Ears Man.

I panicked and ran away.

Later that night, I mistook someone for my girlfriend.

It was not my girlfriend.

It was the Creature wearing a hoodie.

I ran.

He chased.

I hid.

“I’m hungry,” I said. “I’m going to eat a banana in the dark.”

I ate the banana.

It was a banana.

Thank goodness.

But then I heard clown laughter outside.

And I realized Evil Killer Clown was nearby, doing evil clown stuff.

And then…

I got so scared I passed out dramatically like a cartoon character.

When I woke up, everything was quiet.

And that’s when I realized something very important:

Larry’s chaos was starting to spread to everybody.

And it wasn’t done yet.

Chapter 19 (Censored Edition)

Now I am the narrator again. Let me tell you about Jerry, another victim jorker of Larry in the Penarverse.

Hello, I am Jerry. I am an orange cat and I have normal penar power.

I got back from the polls after voting for Larry.

I would later regret that.

“Will this hurt, doc?” I asked.

“Probably,” said the F-You Guy, who was somehow my doctor. This seems illegal, but nothing is normal in this universe.

I had a painful penar power adjustment surgery, and then the Librarian Guy slammed a huge book next to my paw and yelled, “SILENCE!”

It startled me.

Also the Creature’s name was in the book, under: “Scariest jorkers in history.”

I listened to an opera singer, and let’s just say, it was impressive.

Then I had a terrible stomach day and had to go to the doctor.

I was fine the next day.

Then I was in my bedroom practicing jork training, and I said, “Wow, I haven’t stubbed my toe in five months.”

Immediately I stubbed my toe.

That’s how the universe works.

Later, I heard glass break.

It was my brother Brian.

He used to be a hero.

Now he was just a guy who breaks things and says “oops.”

Then I got into an argument with the F-You Guy, who glued his finger to my finger as a prank.

“F-You,” he said.

“Leave!” I said.

He left.

Then I walked into the living room and said, “It has been two years without me embarrassing myself.”

Immediately I embarrassed myself.

And that is the end of Jerry’s story.

Because Larry’s new law made everyone’s lives confusing, dangerous, and extremely annoying.

Chapter 20

Here is another story of a victim.

It was Black Cat Friday and I was shopping as usual.

I went to James’ Jolly Jorking Store and to my horror, I found James doing something extremely suspicious with Mr. Teeth’s stuff.

“James!” I shouted. “Why is everything always you!”

James said, “Hello, it’s me, James.”

I said, “Yes, that’s the problem!”

I woke up one morning to Goobert calling the mothership.

“What are you doing, Goobert?” I asked.

He said nothing.

I thought, “He is definitely an alien.”

So I ran away.

Then I got taken by a UFO!

But it was actually my grandma picking me up because I forgot to do chores.

Grandmas are scarier than UFOs.

Later I went to get penar power surgery.

The Penar Enlargement Chamber was down for repairs, and I saw Larry walking out of the room with a toolbox.

I did not like that.

Surgery was ready.

The doctor gave me anesthesia.

As my eyes closed, I saw Evil Larry switch the room sign from “Penar Stabilization” to “Penar Explosion Chamber.”

I panicked.

But luckily, it was just a prank sign.

Still evil though.

After that, I was fixing a pipe under the kitchen sink and realized I was turning the wrong knob, and the sink sprayed me like it was angry.

Then I met the lunch lady, and I asked for eggs and a hotdog.

She heard something totally different and yelled at me.

I ran away.

Later, I bought a fancy self-driving car.

But little did I know, someone installed “self-jork mode” instead of self-drive mode.

The car did donuts in the parking lot like it was possessed.

I jumped out and said, “Never again.”

Then, on Christmas morning, I ran downstairs excited for gifts.

They were gone.

The neighbor guy did a Grinch prank and took them.

Then there was a knock at the door.

I opened it.

Larry was there.

But it was not normal Larry.

It was Evil Larry.

He laughed, stole my last penar battery, and vanished into the night like a villain in a cheap cartoon.

I cried.

Then later, I did something embarrassing at a party and ran away.

And that’s when I realized:

This isn’t the last of the horrors.

Because a great event will happen soon.

Very soon.

A bad war.

Chapter 21

That bad day is July 4th, 2496, a day that the Penarverse will never forget.

One day, to be exact, the day that Larry, Mr. Teeth, and the F-You Guy summoned the Penar Snipper Guy about 600 years ago, Larry ran away from the scene and hid in a secret closet.

In that closet, he found James, being silly as usual, mixing dangerous science stuff.

James accidentally splashed Larry with a weird glowing liquid!

That is why Larry has barely any hair.

But most of all… he gained immortality.

People thought he was finally gone in 2296, because it had been 412 years since he was born.

But that wasn’t the case.

Larry got addicted to comment drama on the internet, so he built an “internet cave” and hid away for 200 years.

Until he saw a post that mentioned him.

It was made by James!

James was immortal too!

He must’ve splashed the glowing liquid on himself as well.

That must be why he also has not much hair.

And now Larry wanted revenge.

Bad.

Chapter 22

James was casually celebrating the Fourth of July, when the unthinkable happened!

Larry did a Penar Snipe, draining almost the whole crowd’s penar power and stealing their jork energy!

“What are you doing here?!” James said, shocked.

“You can’t just tell people I’m alive without my permission!” Larry yelled.

Then Larry did something really rude: he tried to yank James’ penar power out directly!

“Ow!” James yelled. “What is wrong with you, you powerless jork-face!”

Larry got furious.

“How dare you! You no-penar, 69 BC IQ, confused, powerless, terrible-day-type-cat!” Larry shouted, as everyone ran away.

Let’s just say… not everybody ran away.

“F-YOU!” the F-You Guy shouted, holding up his middle finger in defense.

Wait.

He’s alive too?!

How can this be?!

I’m glad though because… WHAT?!

Chapter 23

The Penar Snipper Guy flew toward Larry!

He missed!

“Did you think you could drain my penar power without a fight?!” Larry shouted.

“Yeah, clearly,” James said, smirking.

Then Larry blasted James with a super jork shockwave!

James went flying and got knocked out cold on the spot.

“No!” the rest of the Penar Gang yelled.

“Ha ha, losers!” Larry shouted, launching himself back toward his internet cave…

…and yes, he used a gross launch method, but we are censoring that part.

Penar Snipper Guy tried to snip Larry’s penar power connection, but Larry was already too far away.

“F-YOU!” the F-You Guy yelled after him.

Chapter 24

Larry landed on his secret launch pad and rushed into his internet cave.

Little did he know… he was being followed.

“F-you, Larry!” the F-You Guy shouted, clearly furious.

Penar Snipper Guy entered too, without saying a single word.

No conversation. No warnings. Just business.

He rushed forward and performed the cleanest snip move in Penarverse history, cutting Larry’s penar power connection instantly!

“What the heck?!” the F-You Guy said. “How did you do that?!”

Then the Penar Snipper Guy pulled all the stolen energy out of Larry’s penar core, sealed it into a safe form…

…and vanished into thin air.

Larry collapsed onto the floor, totally drained.

“F-you,” the F-You Guy muttered, and left.

Chapter 25

Larry never came back.

And the Penar Snipper Guy sealed himself back inside the chant book he was summoned from 600 years ago, knowing the power he held and refusing to let it fall into evil paws.

The F-You Guy (now just called the F-You Guy, but with way better manners) fixed his awful language, started a big family, and lived to be 1012 years old.

James was rushed to the emergency room.

Plot twist: doctors found a Cavemanitis Tumor in his brain.

They removed it.

And instantly James became the smartest cat alive!

He used his new brain power to remove his immortality and passed away peacefully, happy at last.

The Creature lived on, guarding the Penarverse from evil beings like Goobert the Gooner and Evil Larry.

And the Penarverse fell silent until…

…

…something woke up.

Something old.

Something that had been waiting.