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Thomas (he/him)
Status: Currently: building weird retro web stuff
Location: USA
Joined: 19xx
Alignment: Chaotic HTML
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Hi!! I like old computers, games, and making websites that feel like the 90s.
If you found this page, congrats: you are officially a Web Surfer.
Interests
- 🖥️ Retro computers
- 🎮 Games
- 🌐 Web design
- 🎵 MIDI stuff
- 🧪 Weird internet history
Favorites
| Game | Space Quest |
| OS | Windows 95 |
| Browser | Netscape |
| Snack | ??? |
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FAQ
Q: Why 90s web?
A: Because it rules.
Q: Do you accept fan mail?
A: Yes please.
Q: What are you working on?
A: A cool site + a browser idea.
🚧 Under Construction 🚧
Some facts may be missing because I am busy being a mysterious internet entity.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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